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MARSHMALLOWS UNITE!!!

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Hulu, Rob Thomas

Hulu, Rob Thomas

HOLY TASERS, ROB THOMAS!!! WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. Did you just drop a Veronica Mars Season 4 teaser trailer out of nowhere like you were Beyonce?! Yes Beyonce, pour that lemonade! I have watched this a few times. Yes to Veronica. Yes to tasers. Yes to Neptune. Yes to Logan. I’m not even asking about that Rob, it’s just an agreed upon, yes to Logan.

UPDATE, MAY 1: Rob Thomas just released a full teaser to Season 4 and now measures must be taken. The fangirl must be reeled in for her own protection. I am officially on a Veronica Mars blackout, no trailers, interviews, or photos. While past content may be consumed, absolutely no intel on S4 must be viewed prior to the July 26 release date on Hulu. Prior blackouts have included the Veronica Mars movie, before that, the Twilight movies, and though he’d hardly like to consort with such company, anything by Wes Anderson. I know, it’s been a storied fangirling career. Here we go again! Woohoo, Blackout 2019!

Ew, No, David!

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This week, Schitt’s Creek creators, father and son duo, Eugene and Dan Levy, announced the show will end after Season 6 in 2020. And no, just, no. This Canadian confection of show follows the story of how the Rose family lost their entire fortune, save for the one asset the government let them keep, the small, nowhere town of Schitt’s Creek.

I don’t usually like movies or shows where the comedy relies on discomfort or misery of its protagonists, and stalled mid episode one, but my friend who recommended pleaded that I continue. He knew I’d get wrapped up in the siblings, David and Alexis, bumbling and navigating through life stripped of access to private jets and platinum cards. And he was right, that Renaud knows me too well.

Somehow over five season the horrifyingly self-involved siblings have gone on an emotional journey that I can’t helped but get wrapped up in. While most are captivated by Catherine O’Hara’s Moira Rose, it’s Annie Murphy flips her wrists as Alexis, her contorted faces as she tries to convey emotion, and her ability to inspire YouTube compilations simply of how she says her brother’s name, David. How did this character and all her cat-like gesticulations and articulations come to be? Was she like that in the audition? So many questions! And everything Dan Levy does is just magic. Plus, Dan with his Dad, I can’t refuse, I love this story.

There’s so much heart in this show, more than there ever were platinum cards. You’ve got about six months to catch up on all five seasons and gather your most outrageous black feathered ensembles, most fabulous wigs, and studded platforms. I think you’re up for it.

 ADDITIONAL IMAGE: David and Stevie are Bestie Goals. Sweet Renaud, that just might be us.

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You Are 33% Gryffindor, 32% Hufflepuff, 24% Ravenclaw, and 11% Slytherin

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Warner Bros.

At the behest of my 9 year old niece, I finally watched all 8 chapters of Harry Potter. I’m more into the early episodes than the latter, dystopian ones, why does everything have to get so dystopian?! iZombie fell off a dystopian cliff, Rob Thomas!! But I digress. I’m early in my rewatch game and may be fooling myself – from the images selected above, I clearly have an affinity for the latter episodes. I love a good emotional journey.

Darkness and light aside, I can now answer questions about the Ministry of Magic, the muggles, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Voldermort, Sirius Black, Professor Snape, the Weasley twins, Drako, and Neville Longbottom. And while I have yet to read through the series (I know, such a tourist), I can finally answer the eternal question, ‘Which Hogwarts House do you belong in?’

Drum roll, please. The Sorting Hat via Buzz Feed has answered: You have all the loyalty of a Hufflepuff, but your affinity for Gryffindor ensures that that loyalty is fierce: You would do almost anything for your loved ones, even if it has a negative effect on you personally. This means that your friends and family members often come to you when in need, but it’s also important to remember to spend time taking care of yourself. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and impulsively act on your emotions without fear of the consequences. Your slight compatibility with Ravenclaw house hints at an appreciation for knowledge and wisdom.

While the year ahead holds many mysteries, I’m glad this one is finally solved. I may be racing around, collecting magazines and making lists to create some sort of vision for the new year and the rest of my life (no biggie), but in the meantime, I’m glad I finally got some quality time with Harry, Hermione and Ron.

Ladies Light Up the Holidays

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Thank U, Next directed by Hannah Lux Davis, Nothing Breaks Like A Heart directed by Benoit Debie, Taylor Swift Stadium Tour on Netflix

Thank U, Next directed by Hannah Lux Davis, Nothing Breaks Like A Heart directed by Benoit Debie, Taylor Swift Stadium Tour on Netflix

Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You usually owns this time of year, but these three women have delivered tracks that leave seasonal sleigh bells in the dust.

Released on November 3rd, Ariana Grande started the wave with Thank U, Next. In the song, Grande thanks four of her exes: Big Sean, Ricky Alvarez, Pete Davidson and Mac Miller. Her track has quickly become the anthem for women and men (#JVN) everywhere:
One taught me love, One taught me patience, And one taught me pain, Now, I'm so amazing.
I've loved and I've lost, But that's not what I see, So, look what I got, Look what you taught me…

May we all be able to find such gratitude in our own heartbreaks.

Next, released on November 28, Miley Cyrus teamed up with Mark Ronson for Nothing Breaks Like a Heart, a bangin bop reminiscent of her godmother, Dolly Parton’s Jolene. This track is straight up on repeat, nothing this season, not even a snow-covered Mariah, can break through. I even closed down a family holiday dinner with the track. Slay, Miley, Slay.

Tay Tay took over Netflix on New Year’s Eve and I must admit, I took part in attempting to break the internet on its release day. Kudos to Netflix for holding up. Whatever you think of Taylor Swift, damn she can put on a production, mesmerizing, I watched full screen, absolutely no multi tasking. I even answered a text with, ‘Tay Tay Live, who dis?’ Pausing was not an option. Brilliant to release on New Years Eve, I know my 9 year old niece is all over this while her mom clinks champagne glasses in the next room.

Look what all the haters and doubters made Taylor do – rise up bigger and badder than fucking ever. Ladies, you rose and delivered so hard, so powerful, so bangin, not the first seasonal track could get through. Let’s all rise up and take on 2019 like these women. Happy New Year everyone!

If Holiday Romance is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

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Freeform/ABC, Freeform/ABC, Lifetime

The energy once put into rom-coms on the big screen, which has fallen out of fashion, is now all funneled into the Christmas-Rom-Com. The real drama is Netflix trying to take the long held Hallmark holiday crown. Hallmark, the master of the hurried woman who, for some reason has to move back home, or move to a small town where she meets the lone single guy who happens to be totally hot in a romance novel kind of way, and fall in love. The Hallmark movie titles make sure you know each premise is totally distinct by location: Christmas at Graceland, Christmas in the City, Christmas in the Smokies, Christmas in the Heartland, etc.

Netflix is attempting to best Hallmark with quirky female leads and handsome men who can wear a winter sweater print like nobody’s business who are also - wait for it - royalty. Hallmark is going with locations, Netflix is going with royalty, and I am here for all of it. However, given the spirit of the season, I also feel like while those two duke it out, I’ll explore some neutral territory.

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No Sleep Til Christmas (2018) is a Freeform original movie from the network that has also given us The Bold Type and Grownish (obviously, they get me). No Sleep is the story of Lizzy, an engaged woman, who runs into Billy, a bartender with a similar problem. Starring husband and wife duo, Dave and Odette Annable, who find an unusual cure for insomnia when they learn that they can only fall asleep when next to each other. Lizzie realizes it may be more meaningful than she would like to admit. I’ve watched this several times this season, officially inducting into the collection of holiday favorites – likable characters, quirky story, I’m in! Plus I love any movie that opens with a sassy, upbeat piano track.
Side Note: Watching Dave Annable here led to a five season Brothers and Sisters detour where he played the youngest Walker, Justin.

12 Dates of Christmas (2011) stars Amy Smart as Kate who finds herself reliving Christmas Eve (including a blind date with a man named Miles, played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar) over and over again. She must discover how to let go and break the cycle – should she attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend Jack, or is something even better waiting for her? I say light up the electric fire for this fun holiday take on Groundhog Day with likable actors, and a festive, jingle belling track.

Lifetime
Now if you wanted the quality holiday romances, you know where to go – While You Were Sleeping, Sleepless in Seattle, Harry and Sally, Love Actually, The Holiday, etc. This offering is no where close to that. Don’t watch this one unless you are truly committed to low brow entertainment. I have no shame in my low brow game.
Dear Santa (2011) was directed by – gasp! – 90210’s Jason Priestley. It’s the story of Crystal, a young woman who comes from privilege, drifting through life shopping with her wealthy parents' money, until she falls for the owner of a soup kitchen after discovering a Dear Santa letter written by his seven year old daughter. Why would I watch this? I don’t know why, every single aspect is low brow. But every season, I watch with young Olivia excitedly exclaiming, ‘Crystal! Crystal!’ Some things are simply not meant to be understood. Happy holiday watching!

Reading Me Like Tea Leaves

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Spotify, Pizzanista! playlist by Roland O’Cello

Spotify, Pizzanista! playlist by Roland O’Cello

This week I received my year in review for Spotify. Fun facts about me, my top genre is pop, with dance pop in a close second. This totally rails against my post-grunge persona. Damn you, Charlie Puth and Selena Gomez!! But hey, receiving a personalized readout - hello, almost better than astrology - I’ll take what you’re dishing or data collecting. Which brings me to Whole Foods 365. Every time I’m in there I want to swing at the ceiling stereo systems and exclaim, ‘You Don’t Know Me'!!’ playing damn Modest Mouse making me hum along while browsing the aisles. ‘Whole Foods and Amazon, you don’t know me!!’ But damned if they do.

One more music note they may not know, which you should, is that local by the slice spot, Pizzanista!, not only has four different kinds of vegan slices, along with the regular fare including ‘Meat Jesus’, but they also have a playlist distinctly their own. On last visit, they were blaring Slayer and early Metallica, but sometimes (when there are more girls behind the counter) the mix is wildly unexpected from metal to throwbacks, with 900 tracks on this playlist, you can hardly go wrong. However, you’ve been warned, listening may make you crave a slice or two.

Building a Better Commute

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Vox Media, Rich Roll

Vox Media, Rich Roll

In 2018, I wanted to turn off all the noise of the news–all the chaos, vitriol, and fear mongering. But I also know, in 2018, ignorance is not viable option. Vox media came through with several informative podcasts including Today Explained. The daily podcast digs into one topic per episode for about 17 minutes, all you need to know to stay informed and sane. A docu-series spinoff, Explained, is now available on Netflix. Another Vox Media podcast is The Ezra Klein Show, more long format – an hour plus, features interviews with power players in both news and media. Additional political podcasts include The Weeds, and Stay Tuned with Preet. When I’ve maxed out on politics, I swing back to Rich Roll for interviews with innovators, thinkers, entrepreneurs, athletes, and lifestyle advocates to dig into two hour long conversations.

Turns out, commuting is a good time to the story behind the click-bait, all caps, run for the hills headlines. Thank you, 405, for giving me so very much time.

2018, The Year in Bravery

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The most compelling stories this year were not scripted, not on the big screen, not accompanied by a sweeping orchestral track. The most compelling stories were united in their bravery, rising up, and using their voices. In March, the Parkland survivors’ led the historic March for Our Lives on Capital Hill to speak about gun control legislation, and to remember their friends who didn’t make it out alive. In July, hundreds of Larry Nassar's sexual abuse survivors accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the 2018 ESPYS – all those women onstage harmed at the hands of one man. That is a powerful visual. And in September, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testified against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh for an alleged trauma she had suffered at his hands over 30 years ago. Each of these images will be emblazoned in my mind for some time as they all harnessed the individuals’ inner strength to take on the grandest of stages. May we all be able to find our own strength and grace in 2019.

Oh So Worth It

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YouTube, Buzz Feed

Steven Lim and Andrew IInyckyj are living life one flavor explosion at a time for BuzzFeed’s foodie series Worth It. The show follows food lovers Steven and Andrew, along with cameraman Adam Bianchi, to try delicious foods at three price points: affordable, middle tier, and luxury. At the end of each episode, they decide which is the most "Worth It" at its given price point.

The series has five seasons under its belt, with each approximately 15 minute episode packed with exotic tastes, snarky quips, and fun facts. Cake facts, ramen facts, pizza facts, I’m here for all the facts! Plus potato cheers, doughnut cheers, onion ring cheers, I’m here for all the cheers! While they travel more in later seasons, most episodes review restaurants in Los Angeles. I’ve got a whole new list of places to try out!

The dynamic eating duo have quickly won me over – they go together like sweet and sour, dark and creamy, peanut butter and chocolate! Steven is ready to fall in love with anything, especially all things truffle, and he won’t be slowed by mere lactose intolerance. Andrew, the curmudgeon, is harder to impress, is quick with f’bombs, puns and perfect descriptions. He once described NYC holy ground, Joe’s Pizza, as ‘the most pizza that pizza has ever been.’ Amen! The above left photo is the moment he realizes he no longer hates oysters but actually fucking loves them.

The series definitely lives up to its title – in 2017 Worth It won a Streamy Award for best online food show. They’ve even welcomed celebrity chefs David Chang, Mario Batali, and Roy Choi on their tasting adventures. All 5 seasons, nearly 50 episodes, are available on Amazon Prime. As Andrew would say, ‘It’s zesty AF!’

Fall TV Fumbles

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20th Century Fox, Disney-ABC Domestic Television, Warner Bros. Television Distribution, CBS

With all these cancelations, I’m beginning to question my taste level, but that’s the risk of going low brow. Some shows are only meant to be a one-season-wonder, here’s a few this fangirl will miss in 2019:
LA to VEGAS sure, even with Dylan McDermott in the cockpit as Captain Dave, we knew this workplace comedy about a fledgling budget airline crew wouldn’t last but darn we had some fun and some cheap laughs.
Take Two This one hurts. This was, however campy, supposed to be my replacement for Lethal Weapon– no Clayne, no fangirl. As hard as it was to believe Rachel Bilson as a doctor in Hart of Dixie, it was harder to believe her as PI. Don’t worry, Rachel, I still watch Sam Swift on Hulu.
Living Biblically In preparation for fatherhood, a New Yorker attempts to live biblically for a year with both a pastor and a rabbi as his guides. Come on, that’s not something you see everyday! Educational too!
Other notable cancelations:
iZombie Gurl, you got real dystopian on me, you painted yourself in a corner. Miss you, Blaine (get back on TV soon, David Anders), even though you killed my zombie boyfriend.
Kevin Probably Saves the World Is there any justice for Jason Ritter???!!! I need him back on TV soon too.

What is a fangirl left with?! There’s medical dramas The Resident, Amsterdam, or The Good Doctor. But, it is possible Grey’s has burned me out for all of the above. The rest of the I feel like I’ve time-traveled to 1999–there is trend, and then there is saturation: Will and Grace, Murphy Brown, Roswell–New Mexico, Charmed, Magnum PI, MacGuyver, Lethal Weapon, Home Improvement, and The Conners.

In this season of saturation, I’ve got to tip my hat to Netflix for keeping it fangirl fresh (save for Fuller House. And Queer Eye. And Gilmore Girls. Damnit!).

Honoring Transgender Awareness Week

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HBO, Amazon

How lucky we are to have so much content to learn about different perspectives, stories, and experiences. In honor of Transgender Awareness Week, November 12-19, it’s time to load up your queue with some documentaries to support our trans friends and family, and to continue building awareness and understanding. Here’s a few ideas to get started:

Suited (HBO) is the story of a Brooklyn tailoring company, Bindle and Keep, that creates custom-made suits for gender nonconforming and transgender clients. Clothier duo Rae Tutera and Daniel Friedman learn the narratives and struggles of each of their clients, and help them step into their identity with confidence and pride. The client stories are all moving and well worth a watch.

The Trans List (HBO) shines a light on prominent members of the transgender community through the lens of photographer and filmmaker Timothy Greenfield-Sanders. The documentary is a collection of stories about identity, love, struggles and accomplishments.

This is Me (Amazon Prime) is a docu-series of five 3-5 minute-long episodes made by five different trans and gender-nonconforming filmmakers. The episodes cover LA trans history, different ethnicities through the trans lens, the importance of gender neutral language, and the transfeminine sisterhood bond formed despite being targets of violence.

Additional Content:
Read:
Jennifer Finney Boylan the author of 15 books including She’s Not There and I’m Looking Through You.
Listen: Today Explained is one of my favorite podcasts, in this episode, Deadname, ProPublica’s Lucas Waldron discusses the murder of three transgender women of color over two weeks in Jacksonville, Florida. The main question is why these and so many other transgender murders remain unsolved. What it comes down to is law enforcement searching their past identity (misgendering) and, more specifically their ‘deadname.’

Under Sabrina's Spell

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Berlanti Productions, Archie Comics, Warner Bros. Television, Netflix

This season, while Riverdale is off the damn rails, I think I’ll spend a little time in Greendale with Sabrina (played by Mad Men’s Kiernan Shipka), her aunts, her spellbound cousin, and her own Buffy-like Scooby gang: Roz, Susie, and boyfriend, Harvey. Riverdale exec producers Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Greg Berlanti (Love Simon, Brothers and Sisters, Everwood, and Dawsons Creek) along with Netflix have gifted us with a spooky treat this Halloween with The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

The series opens on the eve of Sabrina’s 16th birthday when she must decide whether to remain a half witch surrounded by her mortal friends and high school classmates, or fully embrace her witch half through a dark baptism, where she will pledge loyalty to the Dark Lord, Satan. Torn, Sabrina must choose between her friends and her family. 

If a Scooby gang battling the dark forces isn’t your cup of tea, for satan’s sake, check it out for the production design by Lisa Soper. Moody! Magical! I love it so much! She’s created the Spellman house and mortuary rich with storytelling and history. The lighting and color is stunning! I want to stroll and dance through the halls of the Spellmans, just not when the sleep demon is around.

Let’s hope it doesn’t get too dystopian too quickly like iZombie. Why does everything have to go so dystopian - even Harry Potter!

Be sure to tune in for the Christmas episode on December 14, and Season 2 on April 5.

NYC, I'm Not Over You Just Yet

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NBC Universal Television Distribution, Freeform, Warner Bros., HBO Enterprises, Orion Pictures

NBC Universal Television Distribution, Freeform, Warner Bros., HBO Enterprises, Orion Pictures

This week I got to visit New York on a work trip. For five years I pounded those Manhattan sidewalks before moving West. Now every time I go back, I feel like an ex-girlfriend doing a drive by past my old boyfriend’s house. Does he miss me? Has he moved on? Is he different? Am I different? Why did we break up again?

The skyline, unmatched by any other, is pure exhilaration. From the taxi cab windows, across bridges and highways, the first sight of the skyline, however far in the distance, draws you in with excitement. Work landed me in Edgewater, New Jersey, the perfect location to drink in the skyline. Across the water, I could even see the lady of the house, Lady Liberty. The moment we wrapped that evening, I took a car to the city.

With only hours to spare, I was determined to do a great loop, as big of a hit, as luxurious a drive by as possible. I stepped out in Alphabet C for a slice, walked past Katz in the Lower East Side, clutched my heart in NoHo while gazing at a poster that read ‘New York or Nowhere’, strolled through Soho packed tight with cars honking to get to the tunnel, made my way to the old hood, the West Village, for the best slice on earth–Joes, daydreamed of living in Greenwich Village–on Jane Street naturally (or Bedford near the Cherry Lane Theater), assessed all the changes in the Meatpacking and the Highline districts, cruised through Chelsea, in a masochistic moment, wrestled through Times Square, stuck one foot in Central Park, reveled in Columbus Circle, and marveled the new architectural feats on the West Side Highway.

I walked the streets of New York with my heart in my hands– under scaffolding, pounding over metal grates, with savory scents redirecting my path at every turn. The restaurants were packed, buzzing with lively conversation, cocktails clinking, and plates overflowing–every vice on proud display.

After eleven miles and legs that begged for mercy, I expertly hailed a cab (I’m so proud of this skill I should add it to my resume). On the moonlit drive home with my ex moving further in the rearview, I contemplated how it had changed–new restaurants, closed restaurants, new faces, and wildly different architecture. But the important things remain–there is no other feeling like walking the streets of New York. Your stride and posture change with undeniable pride, unwavering confidence, childlike wonder, adult-ass ambition, and over-the-moon excitement. In LA, you work to change yourself, in New York, the city changes you. I suppose I needed to do the work on my own, but damn, I love a city lights makeover.

The Lab Takes the Win

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NBC Universal Television Distribution

NBC Universal Television Distribution

I’m here for one thing and one thing only, celebrating The Lab’s win on World of Dance, Season 2! I know, no teasing around spoilers, they freaking won!!! I fell in love with these kids in Season 1 and was heartbroken when they got cut. But they came back with a ferocity and unified single mindset to win it. And that they did my fangirling friends. If you didn’t catch all of season 2, you can take eight minutes to watch and marvel at their stellar performances.

Fangirl, We Have a Problem

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Shondaland Productions, The Mark Gordon Company, Entertainment One Television, Touchstone Television, ABC Studios, CBS Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television

After hustling through five work days that felt like seven, I was ready to collapse into some hardcore binge watching – thank you, Netflix, Hulu, and Prime. However, this Friday night my cute little Wi-Fi dial failed to illuminate. I calmed myself, all is well, with a simple unplug and replug, relaxation will be mine. With a simple restart, relaxation will be mine. With a simple disconnecting from all outlets, modems, etc, relaxation will be mine. Unsatisfied and undeterred, I watched movies saved to my desktop. By morning, all would be magically restored and relaxation will finally be mine.

By morning, all was not magically restored and calming techniques had finally frayed. By hour 12, I was emotionally shutting down. By hour 14, I laid on the ground facetiming with my own personal tech support, groaning and wimpering to no avail. At hour 16, I went to the coffee shop on the corner to get a quick hit of Wi-Fi, even though I recently quit the dark arts of coffee. However, it was not meant to be, all tables were full, clearly the Wi-Fi gods were having a laugh at my expense.

Turns out, after living in a place for 6+ years, the modem must go to that hi-tech heaven in the sky. I found the one location open on a Sunday to upgrade, save the weekend, and finally relax. File under, The More You Know.

Quitting Coffee and Other Bad Decisions I Made this Summer

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Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, Warner Bros. Television, Paramount Pictures, UGC Fox Distribution

Coffee is the great love of my life. I have discovered wondrous places fueled by search for the next perfect cup. I have explored cities far and wide guided only by cafes. I have lived out grunge fueled days in coffee shops draped in flannel with book in hand. I have checked my daily social quotient by chatting with baristas who all know my name and order, two shots of espresso on ice with almond milk. Or at Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, a dry ice americano with almond milk. I don’t just say those words, I sing them like the sweetest, most precious lullaby.

So with all this passion, why oh why would I even consider quitting?? I joked with a friend, ‘well, I haven’t quit anything in awhile.’ Truth is, it’s a long story, but I will tell you this much, quitting coffee to become a tea drinker is much, much, much harder than becoming a vegan. My dealers are at every corner, each with their own distinct cup - Alfred’s, Cafe Luxxe, Groundwork, Intelligencia, Two Guns, I could go on but it’s too painful. This Saturday morning, I was stopped at a traffic light digging my nails into the steering wheel–withdrawals in full effect–as a woman in the car next to me held up her Venti iced coffee. Her drink was the perfect, most sublime color of coffee to milk ratio. As we sat at the light she held up her cup, stirring innocent ice cubes relentlessly with her perky green straw. She stirred and stirred, I could practically hear the ice cubes knocking ruthlessly against one another. Never has stirring been so confrontational.

That my friends might be sign of addiction, and also a good sign that I should continue taking a break from this great love. But if you hear news of a woman reaching into another woman’s vehicle to steal her coffee, well, you’ll know it’s me. The safe word is macchiato.

On Tuesdays We Eat Our Feelings

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Dorothy Parker Drank Here Productions, Warner Bros. Television, Netflix

So today was flat out awful. Fortunately and miraculously, we had three leftover cakes on hand to eat our feelings. It was like Thanksgiving but all sugar and all horrible. In the stuffed aftermath of it all, realizing the inability of buttercream to salve fresh wounds, I wished to be a Gilmore Girl who ate in joy than despair (save for a certain breakup). I wished to have Lorelai and Rory’s metabolisms. I wished someone had ordered about six pizzas with everything on it. And maybe a giant bowl of mac and cheese too. But mostly I wish for gentler days ahead. In the meantime, I’m gonna escape to Stars Hallow to see if a hot cup of coffee and some witty banter at Luke’s can help provide some much needed comfort.

Picking Up the Pieces

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It's been one year since we lost one of our strongest fighters. One year. Though the days are easier, the loss is still so great. You fought like hell, Chester, you really did. All we can do is take these hard won lessons, and continue the fight. Sometimes the fight is a scenic as the top of Grand Canyon, or as mundane as breathing exercises. Either way, one year later, still rising everyday to fight the fight by any means necessary.

Chester's LP brothers wrote this today on the anniversary of his passing:

To our brother Chester,
It has been a year since your passing—a surreal rotation of grief, heartbreak, refusal, and recognition.  And yet it sill feels like you are close by, surrounding us with your memory and your light.  Your one-of-a-kind spirit has authored an indelible imprint on our hearts—our jokes, our joy, and our tenderness.

Eternally grateful for the love, life, and creative passion you shared with us and the world.  We miss you more than words can express.

Love,
M, J, D, R, B

#MakeChesterProud
#320ChangesDirection

In case you or someone you know needs support, here are some resources:
Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-TALK
Chester.LinkinPark.com

 

Thanks to Mike for continuing to lead by example from picking up the pieces, to rebuilding and creating again, to talking about grief, gratitude and mental health (in particular at 22:00).

Delta and a Lesson in Branding

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Delta

Delta

This weekend, on my return flight from home, I was surprise and delighted to see the new Delta flight attendant uniforms. They’re at once a throwback and absolutely modern. In the seat pocket, their new look was on the cover of Sky magazine, with the designer of the collection, Zac Posen. On the monitor, the safety video featured a timeline of past uniform designs to the 2018 redesign. And the in-flight entertainment included a cut down of the Designing Delta series (6 episodes, 2.5 minutes each). It’s clearly a celebratory moment. I spent much of the flight learning about how they got here to the much anticipated debut.

In 2015, Delta enlisted Zac Posen to redesign their uniforms– the first major redesign in more than a decade. Delta, an American icon and the leader among airline carriers, found itself looking too similar to other carries in a sea of navy blues, whites and red. The brand brought in Posen for his creativity and vision, but they also brought in the voices of their employees–over 60K–for the input with global focus groups, surveys and feedback to identify and take action on needs and desires. With the employees’ voices front and center, the design team blended the latest in innovation with nods to the brand’s heritage. They selected new, breathable fabrics and styles, and retained iconic pieces like the Delta red coats, established in the ‘60s. They took a mixture of Deltas red and blue brand colors to create a new signature color, Passport Plum, alongside Groundspeed Graphite and Cruising Cardinal.

Zac Posen led the vision for the overall redesign, with a focus on the Above-Wing Uniforms (for employees in passenger-facing roles). Another American icon, Lands’ End, was brought in to create Below-Wing Uniforms (for technical operations, ramp and cargo employees). Later, Zappos and Spanx were brought in to offer shoes and compression hosiery. Every detail was precisely covered.

In 2016, 1000 employees were uniformed in prototypes over a period of three months to gather final feedback. In December 2016, Delta and the design team partnered with SCAD to conduct 45 minute fittings for each of the 60K employees to ensure correct size, fit and desired accessories. 

Three years in the making, this month marks the debut of this exciting, game changing collection. The result is the most technologically advanced uniforms ever created, that are both functional and fashionable, in the air and on the ground. The flourish on the white collar is statement-making. The scaling pattern of their emblem is classic. The emblem on their apron buttons is precise. Delta continues to set itself apart from its competitors as a high-end brand, with a DNA rich in history, and a forward-thinking approach to take the brand into the future.

I have to give kudos for Delta. They’ve made a three-year investment to enhance their culture, take risks, set themselves apart from their competitors and ultimately, lead the way. And by listening to their employees they’ve created an overwhelming sense of pride–something we all could use more of. As expressed by those 60K employees, the newly redesigned uniforms stand out, reflecting confidence, authority and safety that is undeniably Delta.

Today I got priority boarding, charged my devices at my seat, enjoyed clean quarters throughout, snacked on almonds, and was wildly entertained and inspired by good and thoughtful design. I raise my Biscoff cookie to you, Delta, and I accept your challenge to go boldly!

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Cool for the Summer

Danielle VialeComment
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All my low brow hits are coming back this summer, and I can't wait to make root beer floats and make it a Neflix/Hulu/Freeform/NBC night! This is especially needed after a questionable TV season with Riverdale jumping the Snakes and sharks (yet I still watch), Kevin Probably Saves the World–but not himself from an unjust cancellation, iZombie dropped the zom-rom-com-dram and went full apocalyptic, and whatever went down, and ultimately out, on Lethal Weapon. 

But that is the not-so-distant past, Famous in Love was the warm-up spring, but this is the cool for the summer oh-so-near future. World of Dance comes back first, I need to see my favorites return–The Lab and Eva Igo! Yes! And yes! The live tweeting (actually texting) that this show inspires only rivals that of the Gilmore Girls reboot, but much more favorable. The Bold Type, this generation's Sex and the City, with more careers, and less bickering, Jane Kat and Sutton are my new NYC BFFs. Plus they get bonus points for rad promotional posters–well done, Freeform. In second place for promotional posters is Queer Eye, but they're first in my heart, so I think they'll be alright. Unless they return with only 8 episodes, then we'll have a problem. And last on the deliciously low brow summer roster is Young and Hungry. I know! I can't help it! While it's the final season, I shed no tears, I admire their choice to leave the party while it's still hot.

So grab your favorite vegan ice cream (Cashew-topia, of course) and a bottle of Virgil's Root Beer (not the Zero version) and let's get this streaming party started!

World of Dance, Season 2 premiere date: May 29
The Bold Type, Season 2 premiere date: June 12
Queer Eye, Season 2 premiere date: June 15
Young and Hungry, Fifth and Final Season premiere date: June 20