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@MisterRyanAdams Goes LIVE

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PAX-AM, @MisterRyanAdams, @Totally_Tod

PAX-AM, @MisterRyanAdams, @Totally_Tod

A few nights ago, Ryan Adams was sitting in what seemed to be a hotel room, talking, doodling, all on Instagram LIVE. Someone then comes in the room and says, ‘It’s time.’ He picks up the phone, continuing his broadcast, and carries it through a series of dark, narrow hallways when we hear a crowd. Immediately I think of the backstage scenes from Almost Famous. As he nears the stage, the lights go dark, the crowd roars, he then takes the stage – with his phone. Before walking up to the mic, he props his phone up, then proceeds to tear into his 23-track set list.

While @MisterRyanAdams delighted the Calgary crowd with his witty banter and shredding ways, those of us at home, on Instagram, commented, liked, loved and got a profile shot of Ryan and his unnamed band. A profile or even a backside view may seem less than desirable, but it’s LIVE. It’s a Ryan Adams show, happening now, LIVE. We’re onstage with him as guitars come and go, as zingers are flung to and fro, as he slays into a backbend toward camera and I can’t help but clap wildly from behind my desk, with the biggest smile on my face. There’s no place else I’d rather be. No need for TV, no need for cable or a subscription. The performance is immediate, the experience intimate. Dangerously peek fangirl levels.

After Calgary, @MisterRyanAdams broadcasted from Edmonton, Victoria, Vancouver, Seattle and Portland. At the start of each broadcast I’d set off my Ryan Adams phone tree. Texts sent frantically in all caps. We’d watch together or they’d roll their eyes at my need to watch every single show and let me freak out and watch on my own. Every night. Every track.

In Victoria, the overheated concert hall set off Ryan’s Meniere’s and his ability to hear, so he dismissed the band, and finished the set as an acoustic solo. In Seattle, a few nights later, he came back with a vengeance, as if squashing Meniere’s under his shoe. He said he felt like Kiss, ready to slay, complete with a flying V guitar. In Portland, he played outdoors where it doesn’t get dark till 10, making it strangely unnerving to sing such sad, dark songs in the light of day. By 9:30, his lighting designer finally got to show off her skills. That night, the last of his US stops, he closed out the show with an epic jam zone rendition of Peaceful Valley where I lived, loved, died, was reincarnated into the jam zone, got lost in the jam zone fog, danced in the purple-red-and-blue jam zone light show, was brought back to life again by the sheer slayage of it all, and somehow returned back to this existence. What just happened? Slayage, people. Pure slayage.

For six nights I got to watch Ryan Adams LIVE on instagram. If someone in the crowd sneezed during a sober drop in music, I heard it. And I heard Ryan say, ‘Bless you.’ After each song, I fired off a barrage of hearts to the feed. During every Magnolia Mountain jam session, I sang along at the top of my lungs while waving my hands in the air. From my Los Angeles living room, I watched the concerts with a friend in Las Vegas. Once he had that first show loaded up, he simply responded, ‘Whoa.’ I knew he was on my level, appreciating that we got to witness the magic that only happens at a live performance. I typed, ‘Hey, we’re at a concert together.’ He replied, ‘We never did that before.’

After playing the final song in Calgary, @MisterRyanAdams grabbed his phone, walked us back to the green room and returned to drawing as if nothing ever happened. Then without any fanfare, he cut the broadcast.

NOTE: Next US tour dates are at the end of July. Live feeds can be seen from @MisterRyanAdams with alt views across stage from guitarist, Todd Wisenbaker, @Totally_Tod

Get You a Man Who Can Do Both

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One Love Manchester, Republic, REMember, Warner Bros. Records, photo to the right by GL Askew II

One Love Manchester, Republic, REMember, Warner Bros. Records, photo to the right by GL Askew II

Our story starts with Ariana Grande, the 405, and heavy radio rotation courtesy of Ryan Seacrest. Her bad press of doughnut debacles and diva behaviors never really influenced my singing along in the car, often I didn’t even know with who I was singing along. But after the tragedy in Manchester, Ariana caught my attention by rising above her reputation to bring a collection of top artists together for the One Love Manchester concert. The star-studded event raised over $3 million for the Manchester Emergency Fund.

The performance by the local Parrs Wood High School Choir who sang a heartwarming rendition of Ariana’s ‘My Everything,’ was a highlight of the night. As the choir left the stage, Ariana was visibly fighting back tears. She called out to the audience to introduce her next guest, ‘Tonight is about love, am I right?’ the crowd cheered in response. With that, Mac Miller, prolific rapper, hip hop artist and Ariana’s boyfriend, joined onstage to perform her breakout hit 'The Way'. The two playfully danced and sang to one another, with Ariana smiling, even laughing again. They followed with his song, 'Dang' (Ariana subbed in for Anderson .Paak). Reminiscent of 'American Boy' by Estelle and Kanye West, 'Dang' has a cool, smooth funk vibe.

And this is where the fangirl digging begins. Mac Miller proved himself to be a fun, giving partner onstage, and a supportive rock for Ariana post-Manchester by canceling his own shows to be at her side, so I needed to know more. The song they performed, 'Dang', is from his latest album, 'The Divine Feminine.' Released in late 2016, the album features Robert Glasper, Kendrick Lamar, and Cee Lo Green to name a few. It’s a more sexy, sultry, jazz infused version of hip hop–he sings and drawls more than he raps. The album is about the journey of love–the allure and the confusion, a celebration of women and lessons learned. It’s about attraction, vulnerability–and sex. Of the ten tracks, eight are labeled Explicit. The transition between the tracks 'Stay' and 'Skin' features a woman having an orgasm. That may be off-putting, but in the context of celebrating the female energy of the world, it works. In fact, those are two of my favorite songs along with 'We' and 'My Favorite Part'.

In the two weeks since downloading 'The Divine Feminine', no other album or podcast has come through my earbuds. I wake and fall asleep with Mac Miller’s songs in my head. Heed Ariana’s advice as she sings, ‘Make some time for something so divine.’ Let Mac Miller and the sweet seduction of 'The Divine Feminine' allure you into making some room in your library.

NOTE: To see the tracks performed live, check out the concert special, Mac Miller: The Divine Feminine, which aired on DirecTV's AUDIENCE Network.

The Ladies Bring It at the Billboards

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2017 Billboard Music Awards, ABC, Dick Clark Productions

2017 Billboard Music Awards, ABC, Dick Clark Productions

While there were many great acts at the Billboards, these three ladies delivered repeat-worthy performances:

Lorde turned the stage into a makeshift Karaoke bar. Spitting out 'Green Light' the way the track sounds, like every thought rushing, racing through your mind at once before releasing into the ether. If the rest of her new album is like this, I say bring on the 'Melodrama.'

Julia Michaels’ evolution into a pop star has been exciting to watch, including her appearance at the Billboards. She performed on a small, circular stage–perfect for the budding pop star with the spotlight squarely on her, but nothing overdone. She delivered a standout, stripped down and heartfelt version of her pop hit, 'Issues.' Backed by a five-piece band including three strings, she had the crowd feeling every utterance of every word.

As for Miley, it’s understandable to read her name as a performer with an eyebrow raised, wondering what kind of antics, lengths and Lycra she’ll go to. Instead, Miley delivered a beach-breezy story and performance. The orchestra, blackened out to keep all eyes on Miley, delivered more twang than the studio recording of ‘Malibu.’ This version of Miley seemed much more natural and confident than her past iterations. Dressed in just shorts and a crop top, she took up space on the stage and let her voice do the work, filling the room. With her boots planted firmly onstage, she claimed her unwavering footing on the music scene, no matter which version of her appears. I vote for this one. Her joy in the moment was palpable, including family cheering nearby in support, the big balloon drop, and her voice cracking in gratitude as she delivered the last line.

Congrats, ladies! Wishing you continued success and magic on your respective evolutions.

Season Finales Got Me Like...

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Warner Bros. Television Distribution

Warner Bros. Television Distribution

Summer is for normals– beach chairs and beers, towels draped around necks, flips flopping, sixers in hands and twelves hoisted on shoulders. Meanwhile I’m grappling with the season’s ‘ultimate Cliff hanger!’ with no relief in sight till late September. In an effort to salve this obvious crisis point, I tried to dance outside my normal low-brow range. Unfortunately, I often found myself shown back to the velvet rope:

American Gods This show has three critical lures: created by Bryan Fuller, the man behind Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies and Hanibal, based on the Neil Gaiman book of the same title, featuring a cast of excellent actors including Jonathan Tucker. I had hoped his appearance here would soften the Kingdom series finale blow.
Going in, I knew this one was over my head with old gods battling new gods, I needed intel, bad. I watched YouTube videos discussing the origin stories of the old gods. It was like experiencing the new wave version of Cliff Notes. I hit play on episode one, even with the blood bath, I continued on. I hit play on episode two, I got an early hit of Jonathan Tucker, and then struggled to get through the final fourteen minutes. I ‘live tweeted’ with a friend–who actually has an interest in Greek/Roman/Norse Gods–who implored me to put myself out of my misery and stop. I didn’t rest till that drunk bastard on-screen was done singing his song. I was exhausted and I haven’t returned since.

Silicon Valley Let’s make this one easy. I’m not cool and I get easily frustrated with buffoonery thwarting best-laid plans. The end.

13 Reasons Why Ooooffff. Okay, let’s try this. I did a lot of YouTube previewing and comment reading to emotionally prepare. One viewer warned, ‘I was in a good, stable place going into the show, coming out of it, not so much.’ I knew of the three most violent, gut wrenching acts in the series and in which episodes they occurred, all I needed to do was watch enough to get to know the format of the 13 tapes, the protagonist, Hannah Baker (Katherine Langford), her love interest Clay Jenson (Dylan Minnette), and friend Alex (played by Parenthood alumni Miles Heizer, so we know he’s good people). I decided to take the Mad Men approach, fast forward through most, check out the characters and key scenes mentioned above and move on. I knocked the series out in an afternoon, got my zeitgeisy on and quickly exited the building.

Going further beyond these dalliances is to ignore my low-brow brand. I was raised with the words, "Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog." And to deny that is to deny my core being. Where’s the MTV soundtrack? Where are the longing looks of teen angst? Where are the smartass remarks? The Fall TV Season, that’s where. Let’s start the countdown:
Riverdale S2 premiere date: October 11, CW
Feedback: For Veronica, less French, less Audrey, less Blair, you got this, V, stand on your own. For Archie, let the writers figure that one out. And for the styling, yes and please. Continue your masterful blend of new and vintage–vintage fashions silhouettes with new details and cutaways, retro tracks with a pop twist, and oh god, the glorious colors throughout! Yes and please.
Lethal Weapon S2 premiere date: September 26, FOX
Feedback: Please continue kicking ass and having fun. Stay awesome.
Dear White People S2 premiere date: TBD, Netflix
Feedback: Give Jonelle her own episode, more Jonelle and Gabe friendship, more Jonelle and Sam friendship, more Lionel. 

Peace out, beach blankets and heatwaves. Bring on the flannel shirts and fanfare.

Dear White People Wastes No Time with Chill

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Roadside Attractions, Lionsgate Televison, Netflix

Roadside Attractions, Lionsgate Televison, Netflix

Dear White People is the 10-episode Netflix series created, written and directed by Justin Simien, based on his film of the same name (episodes following the pilot were written and directed by several contributing creatives). We join Winchester University campus on the heels of the biggest scandal of the year, a blackface party held by the white-run humor/satire publication, Pastiche. Our provocateur is Samantha White (Logan Browning), outspoken leader of the Black Student Union with her own radio show, ‘Dear White People,’ where she attempts to illuminate, challenge, and educate her fellow classmates on matters of race.

Each episode focuses on a key character that populates the black residence hall, Armstrong Parker, including Sam, Lionel, Troy, Coco, Reggie, and Gabe (Joelle better get her ep in S2). With a cold open before chapter title reveal, wallpaper treatment hasn’t looked this good since Garden State. The outspoken Sam leads the revolution and episode one. Lionel Higgens (DeRon Horton) follows as he struggles to find his voice in both the black and gay communities. Troy Fairbanks (Brandon P. Bell) balances the expectations of being the perfect black leader with being a regular guy who likes women, video games (his ‘turrets’ while gaming is hilarious), and relieving stress through quick bathroom hits of marijuana. Colandrea “Coco” Conners (Antoinette Robertson) is conflicted between fitting in, escaping her past, and being herself. Reggie Green (Marque Richardson) is ready to lead the revolution until the revolution grabs him by the throat and thwarts him into the spotlight.

Beautifully shot, beautifully styled, and beautifully lit, the show is well written with pop references bouncing off every scene to this fangirl’s delight. Funny and witty, pop culture abounds with conflicted feelings of liking The Cosby Show, the difference between Dion and Stacey Dash, ‘nothing after Clueless matters,’ the challenges of becoming Insta legit, the virtues of waist thin ass thick, and the irresistibility of Gosling eyes. On top of all those references is the epicenter of black college life at Winchester, Defamation Wednesdays, where all the characters gather to watch a parody of Shonda Rhimes’ Scandal. The students cheer and jeer in outrage at the protagonist’s often questionable choices.

As our ‘ethnic but non-threatening’ narrator explains, there’s a lot more going on than meets the eye. Justin Simien attempts to both entertain and educate viewers, and he succeeds on both fonts earning Dear White People a rare 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. While his stories are far from my experiences, there’s lessons to be learned, empathy to be gained and razor sharp intelligence and wit to be admired. Netflix announced the show will return for season two, I for one, will be enrolling, you should too.

Don't Blame the Messenger

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DirecTV, Audience Network, Balasco Productions

DirecTV, Audience Network, Balasco Productions

Last night, a hesitant Miss A sent a link to the news that the series Kingdom will end with the upcoming third season. Given my fangirl love and MissSugarbritches seal of approval, Miss A was basically hurling over a truth bomb and quickly ducking for cover from an anticipated fangirl spiral.

The merciful Miss A was likely headed to toward my place with Kleenex and wine coolers to numb the pain, when I simply told her, 'All good.' I'm all good with Kingdom wrapping with Season Three. Truth. These guys killed it in their roles. They got so beautifully and blissfully lost in these characters, I'm happy for the actors to move on. As a fangirl, I appreciate every damn glorious thing they did on Kingdom and can let them and these characters go.

However, here's sneak attack soap box rant: the thing is, three seasons is totally respectable. I'm not a lunatic–I think it's cool to tell stories and then move on. ALL I'M SAYING is–why couldn't my favorite One Season Wonders have that same opportunity?? A moment of silence for those so cruelly denied a season two, let alone a season three: Wonderfalls, Bunheads, Selfie, Hellcats, Mercy, and The New Normal. Also canceled too soon: Pushing Daisies, Sirens, and Smash (three season minimum to tell these stories, people!!!! NOT TWO!!), and Happy Endings which had three but Brad and Jane deserved a three season spinoff of their own.

Back to my Kingdom men at hand–Jonathan Tucker, Matt Lauria and Nick Jonas–I'm happy they'll get released soon, but I will miss them terribly. They completely nailed these performances and transformations–they reshaped their bodies and faces, they changed a scene with a mere gesture or glance, they fought, they struggled, and it's beyond impressive. The way they inhabited their characters, it's been a gift to watch–every single time. When the actors are that good, you gotta let them go, explore something new, hopefully the next thing I fangirl. I wish you the best, my MMA gentlemen, and to the entire cast and crew of Kingdom. You've done the show and the world of MMA right–above and beyond. 

In the meantime my dear Sugarbritches, let's count it down. 59 days till the premiere date of Kingdom's third and final season. Come on, May 31, let's do this!!!

Thank You, Aziz Ansari

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NBC Studios, Broadway Video

NBC Studios, Broadway Video

I want to take a moment to thank Aziz Ansari for delivering the best monologue on SNL this weekend. Aziz took the SNL stage not a moment too soon–the day after Trump’s inauguration and the evening of the global Women’s March. He delivered with equal parts thoughtfulness and humor, just what we needed. There’s so much vitriol on both sides, it’s easier to tune it all out, but tonight, Aziz gave us all a reason to tune in.

Julia Michaels' Issues Come to Life

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This fangirling spiral was brought to you by Gwen Stefani. I know, I did it again, but go with me. I got caught up in watching interviews with Gwen talking divorce, Blake and coming up with an album out of nowhere. She talked of crying on her way to the studio. Once inside the studio, she simply said, I don’t care what comes out of this, I don’t care if it’s radio friendly, I just need to create and get whatever’s happening out. 

Several times over the interviews Gwen mentioned Justin Tranter and Julia Michaels. I decided to look them up. He’s the former glam rock frontman for Semi Precious Weapons, she’s been a professional songwriter since her early teens–producing her first hit, Miss Moving On by Fifth Harmony, at the age of 17. Together the songwriting duo are a creative force, producing such hits as Good For You and Hands to Myself by Selena Gomez, Sorry by Justin Bieber, Cake By The Ocean by DNCE and Gwen’s latest hit, Used to Love You

To look at either of their Instagram accounts (Julia and Justin) is to see professional magic at its finest with an unwavering friendship. And that’s what got me hooked, to connect with someone–to have  that written-in-the-stars creative collaboration–it’s a thing of beauty. 

Today, Julia took as step out on her own, out of the songwriting shadows and into the pop star spotlight with the release her own single, Issues. It’s a song she wrote that she simply couldn’t give away. I love a gal with a story, so send some love her way and download her debut track.

My Girlfriends, There Through Thick and Thin

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Paramount Domestic Television

Paramount Domestic Television

In honor of Tracee Ellis Ross’ Golden Globe win for Blackish I thought it would be a good time to dig into her previous series, Girlfriends. Created by Mara Brock Akil (executive produced by Kelsey Grammer), Girlfriends is about the lives and loves of four professional women and longtime friends Toni Childs, Maya Wilkes, Lynn Searcy and Joan Carol Clayton played by Tracee Ellis Ross.

I actually came to Girlfriends through my recent obsession with Lethal Weapon and the all badass, no nonsense woman that is Keesha Sharp. Sharp’s character, Monica, was a regular late in the series as the antagonist of the group and as the replacement for the departure on Jill Marie Jones who played Toni. While die-hard fans (and there are many) still see Toni’s departure as the show’s demise, I still came in rooting for Monica–and she gave me a lot in return.

Fangirling Keesha Sharp introduced me to the whip smart world of Girlfriends. Creator and showrunner Mara Brock Akil originally envisioned a single-camera show, however, due to budget and network expectations, it became a multi-cam sitcom. No matter how that original vision was altered, beyond the studio lighting, I can still see her vision–and it is beautiful. I wished everyone got to see these four women, living in Los Angeles, playing out their lives on a Sex and the City budget. The writing and relationships between the women were unquestionably up to the task.

As it stands, the network sitcom Girlfriends begs to be binged watched. I burned through the series so fast, I often find myself singing the theme song. Flawed, funny, rational, irrational, these women were fully drawn out and had me regularly laughing along with them. Toni, Maya, Lynn and Joan (real estate agent, administrative assistant/authoress, free spirt/eternal student and lawyer), all at different moments of their lives, all returned to one another with each turn–usually with a strong drink, a quick quip and a delightfully willing William on their arm.

Despite its many awards and accolades, Girlfriends suffered an abrupt end as a result of the ’07-08 Writers Guild of America Strike, leaving many plot points up in the air. However, for 8 seasons, Mara Brock Akil and company told great stories, made me laugh, taught me a lot and celebrated my adopted home. The four women of Girlfriends were unabashedly female, strong, and real. Funny how relevant that feels today.

Resolutions Are For Suckers

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CBS Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television Distribution

CBS Television Studios, Warner Bros. Television Distribution

‘Tis the season when we foolishly believe in our own ability to change–like when I drank a beer a week in preparation for the holidays with my family. Of course it didn’t work, there’s no drinking like holiday drinking. Or the time I thought I’d be breezy and gave a guy my phone number by ripping the receipt off my dry cleaning with my digits on it. Breezy, that’s me.

But then again, there’s the case of Hart of Dixie’s Lemon Breeland, played by Jamie King. In season one, Lemon had her future planned out as Queen Belle of Blue Bell, preserving traditions with the Memory Matrons and wife to George Tucker. Season one Lemon was obsessed with holding herself to an impossible, idyllic image of a proper southern woman leaving her to be uptight, ridged, and ultimately unhappy.

However, Lemon proved that disappointment and heartbreak can create a new, unexpected path of strength and growth, even with a few stumbles along the way. By season four, Lemon had left the Belles, started two businesses, tried living on a houseboat and learned how to be a good friend. She proved resilient, blazing her own trail, gaining strength as a risk-taker in her decisions, even reflecting in her wardrobe. She traded her homemaker fifties dresses for modern accents, breezy silhouettes, and pop colors. Season four Lemon was confident, generous, walked lighter, smiled easier, was capable of love and emotional intimacy, and was happy.

Obviously the inspired evolution of Hart of Dixie's Lemon is a case of TV fiction, great writing, and the performance of Jamie King, but perhaps, in my case, I was also aiming too low with my drinking tolerance goals. Here’s hoping there’s a Lemon Breeland in all of us with the potential and resiliency to truly evolve and change. Mere resolutions are for sissies.

Stefon, Club Kid with The Merrymaking Plan

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NBC Studios, Broadway Video

NBC Studios, Broadway Video

The season’s hottest party planner is Stefon. This SNL character has everything–streaked highlights, slicked goth hair, a long sleeved Ed Hardy shirt with faux tattoos, and an exceptional talent for the dramatic pause… for six seasons, Stefon shared club kid tips of where to go when visiting New York City.

While aimlessly packing for winter break, I can’t help but think of Stefon’s holiday party planning ways. What’s that special holiday magic he brought for so many seasons that I still can’t shake? It’s that thing of when Bill Hader performs as Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon–young party monster, introvert pulling at his sleeves, creating a teepee with his hands to ‘protect his secrets’, mooning over Seth Meyers and sharing tips for a berserk night in New York. Or it could be the sneaky script changes John Mulaney would give Hader just as he was walking onstage to get his writing partner to break. Which he succeeded at–every, single time–thus teepee hands. Hader always tried playing it cool by dramatically rolling into the scene in his correspondent’s chair while scowling at the audience. His attempts were no match, Mulaney often had him struggling through performances to compose himself. And the result is magic. How I’d love to order a cappuccino from the barista who inspired them to create the character.

While packing, I doubt I have to prep for f’d up leprechaun situations, throw up music or piles and piles of expired Lunchables, after all, I’m not going to the Lower, Lower East Side. But I can still watch Stefon on NBC.com, and pray that I won’t be seated next to Gizblow, the coked-up Gremlin, on the plane. Happy holidays everyone!

Gilmore Girls Revival, Part 2...Is This Thing On??

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Dorothy Parker Drank Here Productions, Warner Bros. Television, Netflix

Dorothy Parker Drank Here Productions, Warner Bros. Television, Netflix

This morning's water cooler conversations featured recaps of the holiday weekend and Gilmore Girls reboot, A Year in the Life. I told my coworkers about my live tweeting throughout the four part series. They all went silent knowing my anti-social network proclivities. Let me sidebar by saying, social channels are like credit cards, they all do some version of the same thing. Why do you need to have all of them? Why do I need multiple cards from the likes of JC Penny, JCrew, and Bed, Bath and Beyond, when Visa does the same thing from a much lighter wallet? Why do I need to spend all my time updating all the channels when just a few will do?

Back to live tweeting. So no, I did not live tweet. I live texted which does not sound nearly as fun or dynamic. But for the benefit of one generous soul in Florida, and to make space in my head beyond the rants, expletives, and exclamation marks, I live tweeted my damn Stars Hallow heart out.

Admittedly, I put a lot of expectations onto the shoulders of the Gilmore Girls four part mini -series, A Year in the Life including – returning to the warm, fuzzy feeling of my beloved Stars Hallow, being dazzled by Lorelai with her rapid fire pace, getting swept away in crispness and magic of the holidays, and simultaneously escaping and saving 2016. So yeah, a lot of build up, and a long way to fall with disappointment.

The rants, expletives, and exclamation marks below have been modified from the original live tweet to protect the not so innocent, yours truly. Let’s get this not-so-live-tweeting debacle going:

WINTER
Minute 1 Review: I’m hopeful.
Not really into the barrage of VOs on black but will let it pass.
A serif font with snowflakes falling on black. Open as we drop into the town square of Stars Hallow, much like the pilot. Nice touch.
Minute 2 Review: Lauren Graham is the best. She had me at coffee and tacos...though tacos in Stars Hallow???...wait, that coffee isn't from Lukes! Keeping calm...keeping calm...
Minute 9 Review: What’s with all the fancy camera work, roving cameras everywhere! When did the Gilmore kitchen become a set from a sitcom! Bah! This will be my undoing.
Minute 27 Review: Yes to Michel, no to rando cameos, I don’t care how good his BBQ is.
Minute 30 Review: I miss the late '90's, early '00's sheen of OG Gilmore Girls. Now it's too bright and digital, and the camera work got way too fancy. No escapism yet. 2016 still sucks donkey butt. A Year in the Life is giving me the mirage of home but leaving me standing where I started – in the soulless, frigid air of 2016.
I am SO palette cleansing with Season 1 after this. I need a good dose of OG Stars Hallow.
SUMMARY: 2016 still blows BQ Corn Nuts.

SPRING
Minute 9 Review: Sasha please come back, preferably with Roman and without a pea green set.
Minute 30 Review: WHO STYLED LORELAI?!!! I’m choking on sundresses!! If Cher couldn’t turn back time, I don't know why I thought the townsfolk of Stars Hallow could.
Onward, I have a binge watch to muster through.
MORE SUNDRESSES!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
Minute 31 Review: Kirk's styling as Eraserhead’s Henry Spencer is a positive standout.
Minute 36 Review: More cameos, I can’t even.
Minute 50 Review, a boiling firestorm: Two episodes and TWO mentions of Lena Dunham?! Are you f'ing kidding me?! F this noise. How is Brooklyn invading my fair Stars Hallow?? What is happening here?? Paris, you don't need an empty briefcase and you don’t need Lena Dunham.
SUMMARY: If they mention LD again, I may have to buy a new computer after throwing this one across the room.

SUMMER
Saying a silent prayer for the life of my computer.
Minute 2 Review: Naturally, as a native of Florida, I am not a fan of summer, and as at it turns out, not a fan of summer in Stars Hallow either, fills me with ‘Korean vitriol.’
Who knew Stars Hallow had a municipal pool?! It is never summer in Stars Hallow – that's one of the reasons I like it so much!! This ill lit blast from the past is drenching me in sunlight and ruining coffee! I don’t know how, but they’re ruining coffee!! Ah, I hate summer!
Minute 8 Review: What is Lorelai wearing?? I can't look.
I really don't like cameos. They worked in Pulp Fiction and that's it. Cameos are the ultimate shark-shaped crutch. I want to spend as much time with the core characters and in the core world/town I love so much. I don't need to go to New York or California or the UK, I'm trying make this Stars Hallow moment last as long as possible but ASP, you keep whisking me away! Stop whisking, I don't need to be whisked!
Minute 20 Review: OMFG THESE DRESSES!!
Minute 25 Review: Yes to secret bars, no to more rando cameos.
There’s a musical scene for a play about Stars Hallow. I am going for the tomatoes. F this noise. 10 minutes on the faux musical scene!!!!!
I hate 2016.
The musical scene went on for 8 more minutes!!
SUMMARY: F Episode 3, SUMMER – the season, the sundresses, the musicals, the fights, the sadness and the predictable direction for Rory and her writing. Augh, SUMMER, you’re so 2016.

FALL
Fall is a much more Gilmore Girls appropriate season. Sundresses have been shredded in favor of denim and flannel shirts. YES!
The original TV show had the benefit of speed to market with cultural references, where A Year in the Life feels a little late to the Marie Kondo/Cheryl Strayed Wild party. Though I do find book vs movie identifiers amusing.
Yes to Bunhead alums, no to parenthood alums. No offense, just want to keep it pure in ASP family.
Minute 10 Review: What kind of world is it where Jesse the bright, rational spot, giving everyone advice and ridding Luke's diner of the Wi-Fi dead??
Minute 20 Review: A Beatles musical number. So that’s where the reboot budget went. Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride or no, I’m about to throw myself off my bed.
Minute 40 Review: Lauren Graham brings it. She’s in it! I want Stars Hallow to be in it as well?! Bring it people! That is all I ask.
Minute 55 Review: Celeb rag headlines – Katy Perry and the nunnery. Oh hi reality, I missed you not at all. Not one damn bit.
I don’t know what is more frustrating – all the name dropping or whoever costumed Lorelai.
Minute 60 Review: Emily Gilmore just cursed! she said ‘Bullshit!!’ Whao. Where is my dreamy Stars Hallow?! Ah! Though, this is one change, I might support.
Oooo! Buffy reference, 'five by five.' Now you're speakin' my language.
Closing Review: Dayyyyyyuuuummmm. OH NO THEY DIDN’T.

Overall, our Gilmore Girls, Lorelai, Rory, and Emily, are all at differing stages of mourning, longing and lost. Fortunately for all of us, Michel was completely on point to provide much needed levity and continuity, independent of the names dropping around him. By the last scene one can only hope that all three ladies will gracefully find the way to their next chapters with Emily leading from her new home in Nantucket, complete with a new take on the Friday night dinner arrangement with Lorelai.

As promised, the series ended with those last four words ASP had planned so long ago. I wonder if she knew how much those four words would have affected her devoted audience. I wonder if she knew how much, no matter how disgruntled, that devoted audience would be begging for more.

That's it for the live tweeting. Signing off, Twitterverse, or however you'd like to identify yourself. For a less live tweeting, more sensible review of the mini-series, though no less disgruntled, please see the previous post.

Happy National Cat Day!

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Not only is Ryan Adams a prolific singer, songwriter, and PAX-AM founder, he is also a cat whisperer – for LYFE! National Cat Day gives me another opportunity to talk about Ryan! Woo! Two of my favorite things coming together to form a sweet fangirling super swirl! 

When not touring, Ryan Adams gets quality time with his two oranges, brothers Vincent and Theo, also known as Mr. Cat, and the newest member of the shire, little Agnes. Ryan's Instagram is a combination of living the rock 'n roll dream with gadgets, guitars and jams, collecting and playing pins, and most importantly, loving the hell out of his cats with endless snuggle sessions, surprisingly catchy cat serenades and charmingly funny narrations of their biscuit making. There's really no reason to follow anyone else on Instagram.

You keep wearing your cat-lovin' heart on your sleeve, Ryan! I'll keep tuning in!

Coincidentally on the turntables this week, Ashes & Fire. Go get you some!