Miss Sugarbritches

We Won't Get Fubo'd Again

Danielle VialeComment
Warner Bros

Warner Bros

I have been waiting for FIFTEEN MONTHS!!! FIFTEEN MONTHS for S2 of Roswell New Mexico. Hold your snickers, I said who I was straight from the top! ANYWAY, I have been patiently waiting for FIFTEEN MONTHS for S2 of RNM, and when the night finally arrives for the CW hit, it’s nowhere to be streamed. Sure, I watched S1 on Hulu just fine and if I wanted to watch the off-the-rails tales of their CW counterpart, Riverdale, I can watch that mess unfold anytime, but highly anticipated show RNW has vanished. 30 minutes before the premiere, I loaded up on EVERY Hulu Add-On, even Disney Plus to see if it would appear. No avail. 20 minutes before the premiere, I sought out new, uncharted avenues, including Fubo. WTF??! But I did it, a fangirl on a mission is not easily deterred. I signed up, gave them my credit card, loaded up the site and again – no avail. FML. It’s the damn CW, people, don’t get all HBO-Go on me. F’ing streaming wars. 10 minutes before the premiere, I went to CWTV.com, I know, the source, should’a started there. But STILL, no avail. Only streaming day AFTER premiere. They wouldn’t even take my credit card for access to watch live. Everyone takes my AmEx!!! 5 minutes before the premiere I deactivated all the Hulu Add-Ons, Disney Plus, and canceled my Fubo trial (again, WFT and thumbs down on the interface, so I guess, knowledge=good), then went to alternate channels I dare not speak of. The moral of this frantic fan tale is this–no matter the streaming wars nonsense–a fangirl’s needs will not, I repeat, will not go unmet.