Disney-ABC Family Original Productions, Piller/Segan Company
I'm still not over Greek ending. I'm still not 'Over You Just Yet.' But I am still laughing over Dale Kettlewell. Enjoy these gems from our favorite sometimes annoying, sometimes biting, but always earnest Greek roommate.
His response to Rusty’s expressed interest in joining a Fraternity:
'A Yankee and a heathen…I’m gonna pray for you Rusty.'
When Rusty faces his first ethical dilemma of Freshman year:
Rusty, I know I may just seem like a Christian hick with a very bright future ahead of him, but can I give you some advice? These guys, you've known them for a couple hours, but she's been your sister for eighteen years, she'll always going to be your sister. Now I know you came here to have fun, join a fraternity, and sin in the eyes of God, but you could be missing out on creating a relationship with her.
In Calvin and his boyfriend’s dorm room:
'It smells like Hugo Boss and brimstone in here.'
After two weeks of hiding out in their apartment, Rusty asked Dale, what are you avoiding out there (in the real world)? Dale’s response:
'Vegans and coldplay fans.’
To Lana:
'You know, someone without a college degree shouldn’t be so choosy.'
To a stripper at Gentlemen’s Choice:
'Hi, I have a friend of mine I'd like to introduce you to, his name’s Jesus and he pays much greater dividends than those dollar bills in your underpants.'
To another stripper :
'Tell me about your father, was he bad? Because I have a very good father I’d like to tell you about.'
Later to a pledge at the KT house:
'Have you thought about pledging the JC house? Jesus knows how to party – he makes his own wine.'
For thanksgiving:
'Feel free to bring a bottle of something. I think a nice, dry ginger ale would go best with the deep fried turkey.'