Comedy Central
With the announcement of Jon Stewart leaving the Daily Show, his last show only 12 episodes away, I am forced to employ the always effective, 'break-up with him before he breaks up with me' tactic. I am freezing you out, Jon. You’re going to do your victory lap of special guests and charming antics, joyful for the next step while I dread the end of each episode - no thank you. Instead, I’ll stop now while I’m ahead and return to our mixed tape of happier moments (in the form of YouTube playlists): New York pride, Jersey pride, Jewish pride, pencil throwing, graphics giggling, FOX ranting, and general blasphemy. How I love general blasphemy. These are the sweet, sweet memories from our past fifteen years that will be framed along my bedside table. These are also the frames I will be playing with as I act out what you would say over the next 18 months about 16 republican candidates. Sixteen!! How could you leave me with 16 republican candidates???!!! Blasphemy!! Where are pencils for throwing when you need 'em???!!